High in the Sky

"Don't worry," my sister informed me. "No one will even be able to tell if it's a good or bad haircut from all the way out in the audience." (It's a nice haircut.) Which would be true, were it not for the gigantic screens that will project our faces and whatnot (look out for the whatnot) larger than larger than life, so the audience can assess not only the haircut, but possibly every hair, as well. So, off for a facial tomorrow that will probably be the first in a series. Vanity takes on gigantic proportions for, well, the gigantic proportions that, well, loom...